Orange Is the New Black, Season 3

[Big Boo is getting a makeover from Sophia and Lorna to trick a pastor into thinking she's renouncing her homosexuality]

Sophia Burset:
Okay, all finished.

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
Show me my big beautiful self.

Lorna Morello:
[putting the finishing touches on her makeup] Okay, almost there. Just hold on, all right?

Carrie "Big Boo Black:
All right.

Lorna Morello:
There... We... Go... Oh, I love this part. This is like that TV show where they gave those ladies the... the plastic surgery makeover, and then all their problems just went away after.

[Pennsatucky rolls her eyes in irritation]

Sophia Burset:
Okay, here we go...

[she turns the chair to the mirror. She smiles, while Lorna screams in delight. However, a haunted expression comes over Big Boo's face]

Lorna Morello:
[screaming] I'm so sorry, I can't help it. I just love makeovers, and you look so pretty.

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
Boo, you look fucking weird. [they look at her in annoyance] What, she does.

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
[her eyes filling with tears] No, um... I look like my mother.