Orange Is the New Black, Season 3

Delia Powell:
You seem upset.

Dayanara:
I'm pregnant in prison, lady. Were you really expecting for me to be all happy and glowy?

Delia Powell:
No, no. I just... I thought... I thought we would talk a little bit more.

Dayanara:
What is there to say? I don't feel anything for this baby.

Delia Powell:
It's hard to have love for something that's camping out on your bladder. I remember watching my ass turn into my Aunt Louise's. It was not a good look. But, um, I also remember having these really vivid dreams.

Dayanara:
None of this is what dreams are made of. It was just a mistake. So, if you're trying to prove something by taking that on, God bless.

... You got a paper? I'll sign it over right now. You'll get your do-over baby, and I'll have a chance to start a new life where I just gotta worry about me.

Delia Powell:
You can't sign the paper until you've had the baby.

Dayanara:
[chuckles] Oh, I get it now.

Delia Powell:
Is there somebody in here that you could talk to? You know, a professional or something?

Dayanara:
[chuckles] My counselor is an old white man who tries to connect by saying "Hola" in the hallway. [sighs] And lucky for you, my mom is all up for the deal. I talk to her sometimes, mmm, when she's not being a total bitch. Go team.