Orange Is the New Black, Season 3

Joe Caputo:
I read over that test. Where did you come up with that?

Danny Pearson:
Oh, I just, uh, pulled that off the Internet.

Joe Caputo:
Some kind of new assessment technique?

Danny Pearson:
Um, it was, like, a... personality quiz or something. I don't even know. We didn't even read 'em. Jones just pulled 40 out of a pile randomly and those were the winners.

Joe Caputo:
That's your system? Random selection?

Danny Pearson:
My system is to make the ladies think that there is a system so they don't hate us for not getting the job, they're mad at themselves for not having what it takes.

Joe Caputo:
But you reviewed the files of the women you selected, right? I mean, made sure there were no risks in that job placement?

Danny Pearson:
We'll have COs on post. We've had a lot of success with this model.

Joe Caputo:
I have to tell you that our model for not allowing violent criminals to work with sharp tools or arsonists in the kitchen hasn't been so bad either.

Danny Pearson:
You're right. No, I totally get it. You're right. I think what we'll do is we'll send you the list, and then if there are any red flags, you can send those back to us and we'll adjust accordingly. Good thinking, Caputo. Thanks a lot. I feel really lucky you're here.