Osomatsu-san

Osomatsu:
It's an emergency! It's an emergency, I tell you! Karamatsu!

Karamatsu:
Huh?

Osomatsu:
Choromatsu!

Choromatsu:
Hmm?

Osomatsu:
Ichimatsu!

Ichimatsu:
Huh?

Osomatsu:
Jyushimatsu!

Jyushimatsu:
Huh?

Osomatsu:
Todomatsu!

Todomatsu:
Hmm?

All (Except Osomatsu):
What's the matter, Osomatsu-niisan?

Osomatsu:
It's an emergency! To commemorate the 80th anniversary of Akatsuka Fujio's birth, they're reviving the anime about us sextuplets again.

All (Except Osomatsu):
Whaaaat?!

Todomatsu:
Are you serious, Osomatsu-niisan?

Osomatsu:
I am! In fact, it's already started!

All (Except Osomatsu):
Huh?

[All, except Osomatsu, yell in surprise, with presumably Todomatsu falling to the floor. They then begin errupting into cheers, with Choromatsu looking rather concerned.]

Choromatsu:
I'm worried...

Osomatsu:
What's the matter, Choromatsu?

Choromatsu:
We're an anime from the Showa era. I'm not sure we'll be popular now...

Osomatsu:
It'll be fine!

All (Except Osomatsu and Choromatsu):
Don't worry about it!

Osomatsu:
This is us! If you say something like that when we've just started, it's reaaally harsh!

Choromatsu:
Can we use that? Isn't that gag a bit old?!

Karamatsu:
Sorry about that.

Choromatsu:
Wha?

Ichimatsu:
Gachon!

Choromatsu:
What?!

Jyushimatsu:
I wasn't invited? I wasn't invited...

Todomatsu:
Well, excuse me!

[All, except Choromatsu, fall to the floor.]

All (Except Choromatsu):
D'oh!

Choromatsu:
Waah! There's no way we'll be popular like this!

Iyami:
Oh? Did you already run into some trouble, zansu?

All:
That voice!

Iyami:
Ohoooo! It's been a while, zansu!

All:
Iyami!

Iyami:
Me gags have been loved through the generations, zansu! Here it comes, zansu! Sheeeeehhh~!

[All, except Choromatsu, begin applauding, laughing and whistling.]

Choromatsu:
Wait, really? Is this really okay? Will people really get this?

Iyami:
Now, once more due to popular demand... Shee-

[The door opens, and Iyami is launched out of the way, Totoko having pushed him.]

Totoko:
Hey, wait a sec!

All:
Totoko-chan!

Totoko:
Is it true? Are we really coming back as an anime?

Osomatsu:
It's true! No doubt about it! Look!

All, except Choromatsu and Osomatsu:
Yay!

[Everyone in the room, besides Osomatsu and Choromatsu, begin cheering, with Chibita and Dayon crying.]

Hatabo:
We did it, jo!

Choromatsu, thinking:
Hatabou...

Chibita:
I never thought this day would come, damn it!

Choromatsu, thinking:
Chibita...

Dekapan:
I'm so happy, dasu.

Choromatsu, thinking:
Dekapan...

Dayon:
So happy, yon...!

Choromatsu, thinking:
Dayon...

[Choromatsu, whilst internally monologuing, begins to sweat furiously.]

Choromatsu, thinking:
Wh-What should we do? We're not okay at all. Making an anime now in this day and age with these characters... Actually, have these guys even looked in the mirror? They totally look like they're from the Showa era. Where is their confidence and happiness even coming from?