over the garden wall

Beatrice:
Adelaide, we need to talk.

Adelaide:
Did you bring me what I asked for?

Beatrice:
I found two brothers lost in the woods, but I can't give them to you, Adelaide. They need to go home.

Adelaide:
Nonsense! I'll give them a wonderful home here.

Beatrice:
That's what you said, but--

Adelaide:
Can't you see I'm sick and helpless? [Imitating coughing] Ah-choo! I'm all alone in the world. I want a child servant.

Beatrice:
Servant? I thought you just wanted some yard work done.

Adelaide:
Our arrangement was for you to bring me a child servant and then I give you the scissors... To snip, snip, snip your family's wings away to make them human again.

Beatrice:
What if I became your servant?

Adelaide:
Ha! I need a big strong child!

Beatrice:
You can turn me into a human, can you?

Adelaide:
Oh yes--scissors!

Beatrice:
Yeah. yeah. So give me the scissors. I'll go help my family. [Gasps] Wirt!

Adelaide:
Close the door! I'll catch my death of cold!

Wirt:
What's going on?