Oz, Season Five

Vern Schillinger:
Officer Brass. Good to see you.

Dave Brass:
Yeah? Why's that?

Vern Schillinger:
Glynn's bringing more and more nigger COs in here every day. In my book, any pale face is a good pale face.

Dave Brass:
Let me ask you something. Were you around the day I got cut?

Vern Schillinger:
No. Me and Robson were on work detail. Believe me, if I'd have been here I'd have pulled that monkey off you.

Dave Brass:
So you know which monkey it was?

Vern Schillinger:
Who exactly, no. I guarantee you this though. It wasn't a white man.

Carlos Martinez:
Hey Brass.

Dave Brass:
Yeah.

Carlos Martinez:
You drink?

Dave Brass:
Why? You want to go grab a couple of beers?

Carlos Martinez:
How about a blood, piss, shit, and puke cocktail, mother fucker? [throws the contents at Brass' face]

Dave Brass:
Ah! Ah! Son of a bitch!