Oz, Season Three

Augustus Hill:
Hey, Coyle.

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
Call me Snake.

Augustus Hill:
I changed my mind, man.

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
What? Ain't nothing like a clean shave, a close shave. Ah, ah, ah, don't squirm, you gonna make me nick your neck. So what you in here for, Augustus?

Augustus Hill:
Murder. I killed a cop.

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
Sweet. But I got you beat. See, I whacked a whole family. Mama, daddy, two little sweet adorable kids. Sweet old grams.

Augustus Hill:
What'd this family do to you?

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
Not a thing.

Augustus Hill:
Then why you kill 'em?

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
For fun.

Augustus Hill:
How you kill 'em?

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
Take a guess.

Augustus Hill:
You slit their throats. Why you fucking with me, man?

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
I ain't fucking with you.

Augustus Hill:
You up in Oz for armed robbery.

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
That I am. See, I never got caught for the murders. And never will.

Augustus Hill:
Gimme my wheelchair, man.

Malcolm "Snake" Coyle:
Yes, sir. Yessuh, massa. We aim to please.