Pac-Man

[Pac-Man and Ms. Pac are on the run from the Ghost Monsters.]

Pac-Man:
Quick, hide behind that pink curtain!

[They zip behind the curtain, but it's not a curtain at all - it's the giant Pinky!]

Pinky:
Duh, looks like it's curtains for you two!

[Pinky pulls aside the lower portion of his sheet to expose the trapped Pacs, and Clyde, Inky, Blinky, and Sue pounce on them, chomping away. When the crunching is done, Packy and Pepper stumble dizzily and faint, flopping onto their backs.]