Parks and Recreation, Season 2

[April finds Ron still in his chair at the office]

April:
Do you live here?

Ron:
April?

April:
Yeah. Do you live here?

Ron:
No.

April:
Catch. [throws a marker at Ron and it just hits him in the face] Yeah I thought so. I went home but I had this strange feeling that there was something wrong with you so I came back.

Ron:
It's just a minor medical issue.

April:
AIDS?

Ron:
...No I'm safe.

April:
Blindness?

Ron:
...No.

April:
Is it like a parasite or a virus or something you get from a bee?

Ron:
I have a hernia.

April:
Do you have syphilis?

Ron:
I said it's a hernia.

April:
I know. It's possible to have two things.