Parks and Recreation, Season 2

Ron:
Hey Mark! Welcome to my haven.

Mark:
Thank you.

Ron:
You're the first non-me to set foot in here in ten years.

Mark:
Ummm Ron none of this is up to code.

Ron:
Sure it is! It's up to the Swanson code.

Mark:
There's no drainage. Doesn't appear to be any ventilation. You got hazardous chemicals over here.

Ron:
Yeah which only I'm breathing. The same liberty that gives me the right to fart in my own car. Are you gonna tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?

Mark:
There is a basket of oil-soaked rags hanging above a wood-burning stove.

Ron:
Good thing I've got a fire extinguisher. Which I assure you is totally up to your precious code.

Mark:
Umm this says it should be recharged June of 1996.

Ron:
Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine. Observe. Watch yourself.

[Ron tries to use the fire extinguisher but only a little liquid dribbles out]

Ron:
Okay. I'll replace this. Happy?