Parks and Recreation, Season 2
Ron:
Hey Mark! Welcome to my haven.
Mark:
Thank you.
Ron:
You're the first non-me to set foot in here in ten years.
Mark:
Ummm Ron none of this is up to code.
Ron:
Sure it is! It's up to the Swanson code.
Mark:
There's no drainage. Doesn't appear to be any ventilation. You got hazardous chemicals over here.
Ron:
Yeah which only I'm breathing. The same liberty that gives me the right to fart in my own car. Are you gonna tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?
Mark:
There is a basket of oil-soaked rags hanging above a wood-burning stove.
Ron:
Good thing I've got a fire extinguisher. Which I assure you is totally up to your precious code.
Mark:
Umm this says it should be recharged June of 1996.
Ron:
Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine. Observe. Watch yourself.
[Ron tries to use the fire extinguisher but only a little liquid dribbles out]
Ron:
Okay. I'll replace this. Happy?
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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