Parks and Recreation, Season 6

Leslie:
Okay Ron, enough's enough let's talk plans for Diane's baby shower.

Ron:
Dear God woman!

Leslie:
Three main activities: baby bingo, baby food tasting and my personal favorite, baby onesie decorating station. I wanna make mine look like an astronaut. What are you doin up there in space baby!? Ugh! So cute! Okay, I have some gift ideas. I was looking at a very adorable stroller.

Ron:
We already have a stroller. [motions to the corner]

Leslie:
Oh shoot really? I have to think of something else. [Leslie spots baby John in the corner and gasps] Oh my God, whose baby is that!?

Ron:
That would be mine.

Leslie:
Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!

Andy:
Oh, Ron. Cool baby.

Ron:
Thank you Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson. John was born some time ago weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.

Leslie:
How am I supposed to keep my voice down when you had your baby, and you didn't tell me that you had your baby!

Ron:
Why would you need to know something like that?

Leslie:
[pacing frantically] Why would I!? Oh my God! I have not even sent Diane a gift! She's just walking around wondering why I haven't sent her a gift yet!

April:
Should we do something?

Ron:
Just let her tire herself out.

Larry:
If you need anything from us Ron please just let us know.

Ron:
Actually there is something. Could one of you please stop at the pet store and pick up some fish food for me?

Leslie:
WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH!?