Parks and Recreation, Season 6

Mike Patterson:
Welcome to Eagleton Now with Mike Patterson. We're live ambushing Leslie Knope who's in the middle of a crass publicity stunt shoving cameras into the faces of these poor, injured victims.

Leslie:
These are your cameras. This is not a publicity stunt. I just came here by myself to apologize to all the Eagletonians who got stung.

Mike Patterson:
Really!? Because all we see is you talking to your friend, known Eagleton hater, Jeremy Jamm.

Jamm:
Excuse me Mike, that's best friend.

Leslie:
Pawneeans and Eagletonians need to find a way to come together and bury the hatchet. It doesn't matter who bailed out who or who seceded from who!

Jamm:
Awesome idea Leslie. Matter of fact, I say we should succeed from Eagleton! Whose dumb-ass idea was it for them to merge anyway!?

Leslie:
Mine! It was my idea!

Mike Patterson:
You heard it here first, self proclaimed dumb-ass Leslie Knope and Councilman Jeremy Jamm are spearheading a Pawnee secession movement. And I for one am sick of it.