Parks and Recreation, Season 6

[April, Tom and Donna are testing Craig]

Craig:
Good evening. May I assist you with a wine tonight?

Tom:
Yeah I'm having fish so maybe a full-bodied red.

Craig:
You know sir you might want to consider something white to go with your fish.

Donna:
No, red! And bring some ice cubes. I like ice cubes in my red wine.

April:
I'll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around please.

Craig:
...I'll be right back with my recommendations. [walks out]

Tom:
Seems to be keeping it together

Craig:
[from the other room] WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ORDERS RED WITH FISH!? I KNOW THEY'RE MESSING WITH ME AND IT'S JUST A TEST BUT HAVE SOME DECENCY!

[Craig comes back with the wine]

Craig:
For you sir, a light crisp Pinot with just a hint of lemon to bring out the flavors of your fish. [to Donna] I brought you a bold Cabernet which should still taste okay when watered down. [to April] And for you madam would you consider this Rose, it's halfway between red and white.

Tom:
Thanks very much!

Craig:
Enjoy. [walks out]

Tom:
I think I might have found my new sommelier.

Craig:
[from the other room] THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!

Tom:
I'll have to make sure the wine cellar at Tom's bistro is sound proof.