Party Down, Season 2

Ron:
What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. Ron Donald Do's, okay? The 4 P's and 1 B. Politeness, Professionalism, Perfectionism, Proactive, Be on time.

Roman:
I have a proactive suggestion. [goes to white board]

Kyle:
You-you know what, I think we get the system.

Ron:
Okay, then what don't you understand, Kyle? [to Roman] What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't—

Roman:
"Punctuality."

Ron:
What? No! Don't do that!

Roman:
Now it's 5 P's.

Ron:
No! I already have 4 P's. That's an RDD.

Roman:
That's a Ron Donald Do?

Ron:
No, a Ron Donald Don'ts. "Failure to politeness."

Roman:
This is so confusing, Ron.

Kyle:
You know what I don't get? Who says you get to be boss?

Ron:
I do. As boss I have that authority.

Kyle:
You can't do that.

Ron:
Yeah, I can, and I did.

Kyle:
Okay, well, hey guys, guess what? I'm the boss now.

Ron:
You can't do that because you're not the boss. You know, can I finish please? Three RDDs, I dock your pay.

Roman:
You can't do that, Ron.

Ron:
I can too! And Roman, that's an RDD.

Roman:
A Do? This is the dumbest fucking strategy for productivity. [Henry enters]

Kyle:
Henry, is Ron really the boss?

Henry:
Yeah, Ron's in charge, everybody.

Ron:
See? Not that what he says matters.