Phil of the Future, Season 2

Phil:
Bruno. Hey. Phil Diffy. How's the H.G. Wells star quarterback? Hey, congrats on winning the fingerbowl last week. Yeah. Listen, Keely and i are throwing a housewarming party at my place tonight. Uh, and, well, you're on the short list. Yeah. I--I got my own crib out back.

(Loud Vacuuming)

Phil:
Hello! Bruno?! Bruno! Hey...I Gotta go. Curtis, i was on the phone.

Curtis:
Feet also on table. Where'd you learn manners? Barnyard?

Phil:
I'm not the caveman here.

Curtis:
Could fool Curtis. Phil clothes. Oh, Phil, Phil. Now...Curtis clothes. Phil books...Curtis books. Curtis arrange by author...Then subject.

Phil:
Are you finished?

Curtis:
Now we talk about throwing party without Curtis approval?

Phil:
Okay. I just moved away from my mother. I don't need another one.

Curtis:
Then stop acting like child.

Phil:
I am not a child. I'm a responsible adult...Like person, and i don't need your permission to throw a party.

Curtis:
In Curtis cave, you play by Curtis rules.

Phil:
Okay, technically this isn't a cave. And even more technically, this cave is my garage!

Curtis:
Oh! Phil claim Curtis cave?!

Phil:
Oh, you don't scare me.

Curtis:
Arrhh!

Phil:
Okay. Okay. You scare me a little.

Lloyd:
Phil! Great news.

Phil:
What?

Lloyd:
First of all, in the 21st century, there are these places called hardware stores. I work at one! Ha ha!

Barbara:
Your father found some present-day tools me can use to fix your floor. You'll be able to move back in no time.

Curtis:
Yeah.

Pim:
What?!

(Door Slams)

(Footsteps)

(Door Opens And Closes)

(Second Footsteps)

(Second Door Opens And Closes)

(Third Footsteps)

Pim:
I couldn't help but overhear.

Phil:
Look, i don't want to move back in. I like it out here.

Pim:
And i like him out here.

Barbara:
Phil, you are too young to be living in the garage.

Phil:
When are you going to get it? I'm not a little kid anymore.

Lloyd:
Barb, it's not gonna hurt to let Phil give it a shot.

Curtis:
Wait. Curtis no want to live in garage with Phil.

Phil:
Then you can live in my room.

Pim:
(Laughing) Yes!

Curtis:
Mmm...Curtis on board.

Lloyd:
Well, ho-hold on. Hold on. Phil's bedroom floor isn't fixed yet. It's gonna take quite a while.

Curtis:
You got a lumber, floor joists, perhaps a plumb line?

Lloyd:
Yeah.

Curtis:
Curtis solve problem right now.