Phil of the Future, Season 2

Keely:
(on the morning announcements) Good morning. Here's today's daily headline munchie. I'm Keely Teslow. The top story: the results are in for the yearbook votes. May I have the envelope, please?

[Phil runs on camera with the envelope and hands it to Keely.]

Keely:
In the category of best dressed, the winner is...Donnie Ron Con Commo. Congratulations, Donnie. Best dressed...Archer Slickman. Cutest couple...Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy -- WHAT THE?

[Phil and Keely both have confused and shocked looks on their faces.]

Phil:
Unless -- do -- do you wanna be a couple?

Keely:
(quickly) No.

Phil:
(confirming) No.

Keely:
Do you?

Phil:
...Nooooo.

Keely:
(shyly) Yes.

Phil:
Yes?

Keely:
I do.

Phil:
Me too!

Keely:
Yay! We're a couple!

Phil:
Shhh!

Keely:
Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.

[Phil comes into the family's kitchen, dancing and looking happy]

Phil:
Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?

Barbara:
Phil, we've got some great news!

Phil:
So do I -- Keely and I are together.

Barbara:
Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.

Phil:
What do you mean?

Pim:
(mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!

Keely:
Phil, do you know how many times the "time machine" has been "fixed" by your "dad"?

Phil:
Why did you put air quotes around 'dad'?

Keely:
Did I? Eh, sloppy finger work.

[...]

Phil:
I mean, it's for real this time, the time machine's really fixed, for real, really. My dad tested it and we're going home.

Keely:
Oh. When are you leaving?

Phil:
Tomorrow morning at 8:30. My dad wants to be in the 8th dimension by noon to beat time traffic --

Keely:
Phil, we finally get to be a couple and then, like, a day later you're leaving?

Phil:
I'm sorry --

[Keely gets up and leaves.]

Phil:
Keel? Keel...

Pim:
Boo-hoo, Phil's gonna miss his girlfriend, wah, wah, wah. (laughs, then pauses) Wow, I think I hate myself.

[All the family comes out at night to destroy the time machine and catch each other in the act.]

Pim:
(holding a hammer) Okay, who else used the coconut excuse?

[Barbara points to herself and Lloyd.]

Pim:
Yeah. Coconuts. Me too.

[Pim goes back to bed.]

Keely:
(realizing) I can't not say goodbye to Phil!

Keely:
(seeing Phil) Phil! You're still here! Does that mean you're not going?

Phil:
No, no, I'm still going.

Keely:
Oh...

Phil:
I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye for real.

Keely:
Well, good --

[Phil kisses her. Cut to various shots of the school, where everyone is cheering loudly.]

Keely:
(stops kissing Phil) Bye.

[...]

Keely:
(whispering in his ear) In the future will you wait for me?

Phil:
Really? 'Cause won't you be really, really old?

[Keely gives him a look.]

Phil:
But that shouldn't matter. See ya, Pepper.

Keely:
See ya, Salt.

[A pause.]

Phil:
...Well, I gotta go. My dad's waiting in the time machine...(realizing he's still on TV)...ride at the amusement park!

[Phil leaves. Keely sits back down in her anchor seat. There's a brief pause.]

Keely:
In -- uh -- in other news -- oh, we all know nothing's gonna top that.

[She throws her papers up in the air and walks off screen, marking the last time we see her in the series.]