Phineas and Ferb, Season 4

[Agents Perry and Lyla confront Doofenshmirtz inside a U.S.-Canada train]

Lyla:
You gonna eat those fries?

Doofenshmirtz:
Don't touch! Anyway, I've got a little math quiz for the both of you. If a train carrying Precious Albert the Moose left British Columbia at eight o'clock in the morning, going 80 miles per hour, what time would it arrive at the Canada Day celebration? Answer? Never! Because I've tied up the conductor, and taken control of the train using my remote control Train-Operator-inator! Right now we are all headed to my scheme exchange partner's secret fortress. [Lyla reaches for the fries again] Hey cut it out, those are mine. Seriously, I can get the waiter over here if you want to order own, but please?

Lyla:
This evil exchange partner of yours, what his name?

Doofenshmirtz:
I think his name was Sir Railing, or Doctor Stairway, or something.

Lyla:
Professor Bannister! Of course, my arch-nemesis. Can I put some gravy on those?

Doofenshmirtz:
Seriously, leave my lunch alone. Anyway, after Professor Banister gets the moose, it's going to ruin Canada Day, or you know, whatever. Crazy, right?

Lyla:
You know what's really crazy? How good these fries are.

Doofenshmirtz:
I am not kidding, leave those alone. I just don't understand it, why do you take my lunch, when you're in the dining car you can have your own lunch. Oh, it makes me crazy when people pick at my food. [Lyla winks at Perry, and Perry understands] Seriously, why is your hand out like that? I am seriously going to lose it. [Perry joins in taking more fries] Aw, now you're both doing it?! Stop it! Stop it! Aah! Oh no, not even taking them but just squishing them! I can't take it! [Stands up angrily on the table] GET YOUR OWN LUNCH!! [Everyone on the train silently looks at Doofenshmirtz for a long pauses out]

Woman:
That man is causing such a scene, it makes me feel free to break up with you in a VERY LOUD MANNER!

[Everybody in the car begins screaming and yelling]

Waiter:
I can't stand being a waiter!