Phineas and Ferb, Season 4

Man:
Excuse me, conductor? [Doofenshmirtz walks over] You know the train doesn't seem to be stopping at any of the scheduled stations.

Doofenshmirtz:
Is that a fact? My apologies, straphanger. Wait, which one was your stop?

Man:
The next one.

Doofenshmirtz:
Oh, don't be concerned, step right this way. [The Man and Doofenshmirtz are standing at a door] So, your wife cooking dinner tonight?

Man:
Oh, yes. We're having asparagus tips.

Doofenshmirtz:
Asparagus tips, very classy. What's the entrée?

Man:
Nova Scotia salmon.

Doofenshmirtz:
Mmm-mmm! Delish. Here's you station! [literally kicks man off the train] Say "hi" to your wife for me.

Man:
[tumbles across a field, through a playground, and into his house]

Wife:
Well, someone's home early.

Man:
The conductor says "hi".