Psycho Series

[Jeffery sees that Jesse has taken the Christmas tree outside]

Jeffery:
Oh well, this is just overdramatic. [Sees Jesse with a can of lighter fluid] What are you doing?

Jesse:
You always gotta be filming! [starts squirting lighter fluid on the tree.]

Jeffery:
Wait, are you serious?!

Jesse:
Yes, I'm serious!

Jeffery:
Jesse, you should not be doing that.

Jesse:
Enjoy the home video for Christmas!

Jeffery:
Jesse, this is not the right way.

Jesse:
[squirts lighter fluid at Jeffery] Yeah, you want some on you?! You want to catch aflame?!

Jeffery:
Jesus Christ, dude! Dude, calm down. There's no going back if you do this.

Jesse:
Look, it is not fair that you get an XBox One that you didn't even ask for and I get nothing! NOTHING!!

Jeffery:
Jesse, Christmas isn't about just what you get.

Jesse:
Oh yeah?! You know how much it means to me! [takes a lighter to the tree]

Jeffery:
Are you really going to do that?

Jesse:
Yeah, yeah. This is meant... [sets the tree on fire]

Jeffery:
Ah, Jesus! Dude!

Jesse:
Yeah, screw this holiday! What does it even matter?! [Jeff and Terry come out]

Jeffery:
Oh, my god!

Jeff:
What the hell are you doing?!

Jesse:
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!!

Jeff:
These games have fried your mind, haven't they?

Jesse:
What do you mean fried my mind?! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!