Quack Pack

[After Ludwig's superhero machine gives the teenage Duck triplets superpowers…]

Ludwig:
[opens the door and Dewey steps out, with an incredibly huge head] Why, Dewey! That's one fantastic makeover you did there!

Dewey:
Call me Brain Boy! Now witness the amazing psychokinetic powers of my super brain! [uses his powers to make a steel post-shaped puppy] See how my indomitable brain beak twists this dirty steel post… into a festive puppy! My brother Louis, I presume?

Louie:
[steps out of the machine with an incredibly muscular body] Call me Captain Muscle! Behold my super stupendous strength! [lifts up the superhero machine with his finger, to Ludwig's amazement, and sets it back down]

[Huey is the last to come out of the machine, with incredible speed]

Dewey:
Tis, our other sibling, Hubert. But wait, he appears unchanged saved for his apparel.

Louie:
You're right. Tell us, Super H. What powers did you get?

Huey:
[dashes away and back with a kangaroo; in Australian accent] G'day, mates.

Louie:
It made him Australian?

Dewey:
No, it made him super fast… extreme.

Huey:
Call me the Really Incredibly Fast Guy… uh, until I can think of something better.