Queer as Folk, Season 2

Police officer:
Are you aware you were speeding?

Michael:
Oh, that must be why it felt like we were going so fast.

Ted:
Michael!

Police officer:
You were doing 60 in a 35 mile zone.

Michael:
Oh, what do you know, math. Give the officer a jelly doughnut.

Police officer:
Excuse me, sir?

Michael:
Look, don't you have anything useful to do? Like arrest a murderer?

Ted:
Jesus, what the hell are you doing?

Police officer:
Do you have a problem with police officer's sir?

Brian:
Only one's that are boffing his mother.

Michael:
Shut up, asshole.... just give me the goddamn ticket.

Ted:
Aw, now he's done it.

Police officer:
Get out of the car, sir.

Ted:
Now we're gonna get arrested.

Michael:
What now, so you can work me over?

Ted:
Oh, now we're going to jail.