Raising Hope, Season 2

[Sabrina walks into the kitchen]

Virginia:
Coffee?

Sabrina:
No thanks. Do you have tea?

[Everyone begins mocking Sabrina]

Burt:
[in British accent] Yes, we have tea, after we finish cleaning our chimneys!

Virginia:
[in British accent] What say we make some mugs of tea and drink them with our pinkies out, and then throw another shrimp on the barbie?

[Everyone laughs at Sabrina]

Sabrina:
I'm going to take this little skit to mean that you DON'T have tea.

Virginia:
Oh, we have tea. It's on the shelf behind the crackers and next to the beef boullion cubes.

Burt:
I forgot about those! Grab me one, they're like little meat-flavored hard candies.