Ranma ½

Ranma:
[In the "Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love" after Akane scolds him for not seeing the ghosts that are scaring her] Jeez, you don't have to make a big production out of it. Why don't you just come out and say it (*doing his best Akane imitation*) "EEK, Ranma, I'm scared of ghosts. Ranma!" Why can't you be honest?

Akane:
Here I am practically having a heart-attack while you [uppercuts Ranma], while you make stupid jokes.

Ranma:
Aaah!

Akane:
Can't you tell I'm being serious?

Ranma:
Talk about being stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts!

[A ghostly apparition of Kodachi appears.]

Kodachi:
Ahhhh, Ranma-darling!

Ranma:
YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Kodachi:
[the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?

Ranma:
[trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!!!