Ranma ½

[Kasumi is sick in bed and unable to cook breakfast.]

Akane:
Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!

Genma:
Let's go, Ranma!

Ranma:
Yes sir!

[Genma and Ranma strap on their backpacks and prepare to leave. Akane blocks their way.]

Akane:
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Ranma:
Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.

Akane:
Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!

Kasumi:
Papa, let me... [starts coughing]

Soun:
[teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!

Akane:
[to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!

Ranma:
I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.