Ranma ½

[After hitting his head against a rock in the koi pond, Ranma not only turned into a girl, but now thinks he really is a girl. From the episode, Am I... Pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood.]

Kasumi:
[holds up 3 fingers] Ranma dear, how many fingers?

Ranma:
Three fingers!

Kasumi:
[points to Soun] Do you know who this person is?

Ranma:
My dear Uncle Tendo!

Kasumi:
[points to Genma, in human form] And this is?

Ranma:
Octopus Face!

Kasumi:
[points to Happosai] Good, and him?

Ranma:
An Oompa-Loompa!

Kasumi:
[giggling] She seems perfectly normal!