Ranma ½

[Akane has just baked animal-shaped cookies in her Home Economics class.]

Kuno:
It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!

[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground.]

Ranma:
I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.

Akane:
Rrrrgh... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE!!!

[Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically]

Akane:
Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.

Ranma:
These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?

Akane:
Stupid! It's a penguin!

Ranma:
A hermit crab?

Akane:
It's a lion.

Ranma:
It's a water flea!

Akane:
A rabbit!!

Ranma:
Loch Ness Monster!

Akane:
A swan!

Ranma:
A Power Ranger!

Akane:
A raccoon! [actually a tanuki but rendered as a "raccoon" in the English dub]

Ranma:
A salamander!

Akane:
Alligator!!!

Ranma:
I know, a platypus!

Akane:
A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!