Ranma ½

[A flashback scene. Ukyo is telling the story of how Tsubasa has stalked her since they went to the same boys' school.]

Tsubasa:
[offers Ukyo a handful of gifts] Dear, dear Ukyo, here.

Ukyo:
Tsubasa, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but... I've already got a fiancee!

Ukyo's Voice (echoing):
Fiancee!... Fiancee!...

Tsubasa:
Oh! [begins to weep]

[Back to the present day - Ranma-chan and Akane are eating okonomiyaki at Ucchan's while Ukyo tells them the story. Suddenly, Tsubasa, inside a garbage can, whirls into the restaurant and slams Ranma-chan down onto Ukyo's grill face first.]

Ranma:
OW!! That's hot!

Tsubasa:
[speaking into microphone] But rejection only spurred me on. I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were filled with pretty pink envelopes.

Ukyo:
I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture, Ranma.

Akane:
Which picture of Ranma did you send?

Ukyo:
The girl Ranma, of course. What did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.