Red Dwarf, Series I

Lister:
Yo, look, Rimmer, I've been thinking.

Rimmer:
What?

Lister:
You know, about going into stasis and everything.

Rimmer:
How did I do what?

Lister:
What do you mean, "how did I do what"?

Rimmer:
Lister, don't be a gimboid!

Lister:
I'm not being a gimboid!

Rimmer:
[turning away from Lister] I've just been in the library thinking, and I've decided... [pauses and looks annoyed] SHUT UP! Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided that, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.

Lister:
What, on your own for the rest of your life?

Rimmer:
What things?

Lister:
Eh?

Rimmer:
I said what?

Lister:
What's going on?

Rimmer:
[points into thin air and starts walking away from Lister] You are space crazy!

Lister:
I'm space crazy? You're the one who's space crazy!

Rimmer:
Well, it probably is deja vu, it sounds like it.

[Rimmer shakes his head and walks out of the drive room. As he does so, another Rimmer enters from the captain's office, startling Lister]

Lister:
AAAH! Rimmer! I've just seen you walk out of that door!

Rimmer:
What?

Lister:
How did you do that?

Rimmer:
How did I do what?

Lister:
You just this second walked out of that door!

Rimmer:
Lister, don't be a gimboid!

Lister:
I swear on my grandmother's life that as you walked out of that door... [runs across the room, causing Rimmer to turn to face him] you came in this one!

Rimmer:
I've just been in the library thinking, and I've decided...

Lister:
Rimmer, I'm telling you!

Rimmer:
SHUT UP! Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided that, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.

Lister:
Rimmer, you've just come in and said exactly these things.

Rimmer:
What things?

Lister:
You said that.

Rimmer:
I said what?

Lister:
And that! You said that!

Rimmer:
You are space crazy!

Lister:
And then you said, "well, it probably is deja vu".

Rimmer:
Well, it probably is deja vu, it sounds like it.

Lister:
Well, go on, then, shake your head and walk out.

[Rimmer shakes his head and walks out]