Red Dwarf, Series I

Rimmer:
We're mates! We're pals!

Lister:
When?

Rimmer:
Oh, come on, Lister! Laugh, laugh, laugh. Chuckle, guffaw, giggle. That's Rimsy and Listy!

Lister:
When?

Rimmer:
Millions of times.

Lister:
When?

Rimmer:
Ah... no... ah, how about the time your safety harness snapped and you fell into the cargo bay? We laughed then, didn't we?

Lister:
I cracked me spine in three places.

Rimmer:
Yes, but it was hilarious! We laughed like drains!

Lister:
You laughed, I spent six weeks in traction.

Rimmer:
And you spent the rest of the summer walking around like a croquet hoop! I laughed so hard I nearly puked...