Red Dwarf, Series II

Lister:
Well...it's a bit difficult to know what to say. Isn't it, Ace?

Kryten:
Well, isn't anybody going to say, "Hello?"

Lister:
(To Rimmer) I think the blonde one's giving you the eye.

Kryten:
Well, I'll leave you to get acquainted. I'll just go and fix some tea. (Exits)

Cat:
(To the skeleton of Tracy) Hi, baby!

Rimmer:
I don't believe this.

Lister:
Be strong, Big Man!

Rimmer:
Our first contact with intelligent life in three million and two years and it's the android version of Norman Bates.

Cat:
Come on, guys. So they're a little on the skinny side.

Lister:
Listen, girls. I don't know whether this is the time or place to say this but my mate, Ace, here is incredibly, 'credibly brave!

Rimmer:
Smeg off, dog food face!

Lister:
And he's got just tons and tons of girlfriends!

Rimmer:
I'm warning you, Lister!