Red Dwarf, Series II

Kryten:
(Noticing the silence) Well, is anything the matter?

Rimmer:
Anything the matter? They're dead.

Kryten:
Who's dead?

Rimmer:
(Pointing to the skeletons) They are dead. They're all dead.

Kryten:
My God! Well, I was only away two minutes!

Rimmer:
They've been dead for centuries!

Kryten:
No!

Rimmer:
Yes!

Kryten:
Are you a doctor?

Rimmer:
You've only got to look at them. They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget! [The "Mc" is edited out of all American broadcasts]

Kryten:
Well, what am I going to do? I'm, I'm, I'm programmed to serve them.

Lister:
I think the first thing we should do is bury them.

Kryten:
You're that sure they're dead?

Rimmer:
(Exasperated) Yes!

Kryten:
(Indicating the skeleton of Anne) What about this one?

Rimmer:
There's a simple test. (To the skeletons) All right, girls, hands up, those of you who are alive.