Red Dwarf, Series II

Holly:
We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July & August fool. Yes, that's right... I am Queeg.

Rimmer, Lister & Cat:
WHAT??!!

Holly:
Queeg never existed, it was me all along.

Rimmer, Lister & Cat:
WHAT??!!

Cat:
It was a joke?

Holly:
Wheeze of the week, mate!

Rimmer:
WHAT??!!

Holly:
"Going around in circles for 14 months." "Getting all my information from The Junior Colour Encyclopedia of Space." The respect you have for me is awesome, innit?

Lister:
Are you tellin' me you staged the whole thing??

Holly:
(in Queeg's voice) That's right, suckers! (in his normal voice) And the moral of the story is... appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic!