Red Dwarf, Series II

Cat:
[singing] I'm gonna get you, little kitty, I'm gonna get you...

[He stops dead when he sees the Dog, looks straight at the camera]

Cat:
I don't know what that is, but I'm sure he wants to eat me.

Dog:
Well, trash mah shorts, what a funny-looking dawg!

Cat:
...better make myself look big! [raises his arms and snarls]

Dog:
Put it there, Buddy, put it right there!

Cat:
[reels from his breath] Argh! What kind of toothpaste does he use?! Rotting meat flavour?

Dog:
Oh, come on now. I wanna be your buddy! Tell you what - I'm gonna smell your behind, and you can smell mine! Now, is that a deal?

Cat:
You wanna smell my WHAT!?

Dog:
Why sure! Don't you wanna smell me?

Cat:
Man, I could smell you if you was on Mars! When was the last time you took a bath?

Dog:
Oh please, don't say that word!

Cat:
What, bath?

Dog:
You said it again! Now listen up: if y'all gonna say that word in front of me, please spell it.

Cat:
When was the last time you took a B - A - T - H.

[beat; Dog thinks about it]

Dog:
What's that?