Red vs. Blue, Season 5

Doc:
Hey, who's the yellow soldier?

Tucker:
That's just Sister. She's new.

Doc:
No one told me about a new arrival! I'm supposed to examine everyone before they assume active duty!

Tucker:
Don't sweat it, I already checked her out for you. Diagnosis: F-I-N-E. [pause] That spells fine.

Doc:
Thanks, but I think a trained medical professional should be the one to-

Tucker:
I'm a doctor! A doctor of love. PhD. Certified in Love-ology. General Harrastitioner. Sexacologist.

Doc:
First of all, love is not an officially recognized medical specialty, and also, PhDs? Ha! Not really doctors!

Tucker:
Dude, you're a dork.

Sister:
Hey.

Tucker:
What's up, Sis? What'd you and Tex talk about?

Sister:
Uh, she was just talking about everyone here, how you're all idiots and jerks, but you guys are her idiots and jerks, that if I tried to become more popular than her she would talk about me behind my back and turn everyone against me, and then I would cry and everybody would hate me. You know, girl stuff!

Tucker:
Cool. Oh hey, speaking of girl stuff, this is Doc.

Sister:
Hi!

Doc:
Uh, hello, nice to meet you, I'm the medic, and if it's all right with you I need to give you a quick physical examination since you're new. Do you want to come in the base where you might feel more comfortable taking off all your clothes?

Sister:
Sure. Lead the way. See ya, Tucker.

Tucker:
...What the fuck just happened?