Red vs. Blue, Season 6 (Reconstruction)

[Washington approaches the Red Base]

Washington:
Come in, Command.

Command:
Hello Washington. We have you? How was the investigation at Blue Base?

Washington:
Enlightening. Going to try the red base now, I'm hoping things there will be a little more... [A pink pop-up of Donut appears for no reason] ...normal.

Sarge:
Halt in the name of the red- [clears throat] I mean "lightish red army. This base is operating at full capacity. And if you come in here, you're gonna get in to a big uhn-uh slap-fight!"

Washington:
Heuhhh... I'm gonna have to call you back.

Sarge:
Don't come any further, ooh la la.

[As Washington approaches, a maroon pop-up of Simmons appears from behind a rock]

Sarge:
This is your last warning, stay out! I love math!

Washington:
What in the-

Sarge:
Your only hope of survival is to kiss my commander's ass!

[Washington continues on and an orange popup of Grif filled with bullet holes seems to appear from out of nowhere]

Sarge:
And this is another warning: I know the other warning was supposed to be last, but I never listen to orders, 'cause I'm too lazy and stupid! And ugly. Did I mention ugly?

Washington:
This is gonna be a waste of time, I can tell already.

Sarge:
[Pops up in front of Washington] Yeah, freeze intruder! Stop yer intrudin' right there.

Washington:
Who made these things?

Sarge:
I did.

Washington:
Wait, you're real?

Sarge:
Of course I am. You fell for a classic misdirection. I still got it. Heh heh.