Red vs. Blue, Season 6 (Reconstruction)

Caboose:
Command? Oh no, they never have good news. Did somebody die? Was it my mom, is she dead? Or my dad, did my dad die again? Oh no.

Washington:
What is this? I don't even...

Miller:
Hehe, you see, he's yours now. Hehe, no take-backs.

Caboose:
Is it my brother? Was my brother killed? That's it, isn't it? My brother's dead!

Washington:
What- no, nothing like that!

Caboose:
Oh, good, because I don't even have a brother. H-how sad would it be to not have a brother and to lose a brother all in the same day.

Washington:
No one died!

[The blue soldier runs back]

Blue:
Jo-a-nes is dead, sir.

Washington:
OK, no one besides him.

Caboose:
Once again... nobody's fault. [Whispers] Pst...I think the new guy did it.

Washington:
Private Caboose, you were stationed at Blood Gulch, correct?

Caboose:
Yeah...that was fun.

Washington:
And our records indicate that you were infected by an aggressive artificial intelligence program at one point. The Omega AI, is that correct as well?

Caboose:
Yeah...that wasn’t as much fun.

Washington:
Ok, well I need you to come with me. I’m investigating a critical issue and you seem to be the only person with the knowledge and experience necessary to help me. [Long pause] And I just realised how ridiculous that sounded once I said it out loud.