Red vs. Blue, Season 6 (Reconstruction)

Church:
Move out? Hey, at what point in this conversation did you think that we were buddies or somethin'? I'm not goin' with you.

Caboose:
Yes! You are not in our buddy club!

Church:
Shut up Caboose, and what did I tell you about that armor, when we had to pick new suits?

Caboose:
You told me to upgrade!

Church:
That's not an upgrade! This is Mark Six armor, that's Mark Five. This is an upgrade.

Caboose:
In a Top Ten list, five is better than six.

Church:
We're not a top ten list!

Washington:
How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Church:
We don't, that's part of our charm. Quit fuckin' it up!

Washington:
Look, I know you guys are all wrapped up in your little "Red vs Blue" battles-

Caboose:
Blue vs Red battles! No one says Red vs Blue, it sounds stupid when you say it backwards.

Washington:
But this is important. Actual military operations. Not your fake simulation stuff. Something is hunting our top agents, and I need all the help I can get to stop it.

Church:
Stop it? If it's killing Freelancers, I want to start a fan club for it, build it a website.

Washington:
And now that the ship from your canyon is crashed, we think it's more powerful than ever. It gains new abilities every time it kills-

Church:
Wait wait wait, whoa- you found Tex's ship?

Washington:
We believe so.

Church:
Where?

Washington:
Come with me and I'll show you.

Church:
Ok, I'm in.

Caboose:
Yes, this will be the greatest road trip ever!

Church:
If you say anything positive, I will fucking kill all three of us right now.

Caboose:
Okay. I will be very depressed about how awesome this will be!