Red vs. Blue, Season 6 (Reconstruction)

Grif:
Yeah, what?

Sarge:
What in hell are you two doing?

Simmons:
We're being executed by our own men, sir.

Sarge:
Well cut it out, I need you guys to come with me. Command has a secret mission for us.

Red Soldier:
Who the hell is this guy?

Sarge:
Ahh, what is this? Insubordination? Hi-yah! [Smashes the soldier in the face] Come on you two, let's get a move on. Where's your commanding officer?

Simmons:
He's right there. [Motions toward Grif]

Sarge:
Where? Behind Grif?

Simmons:
Sergeant Grif is our CO, sir.

Sarge:
Your Sergeant has the same name as Grif? That's a disturbing coincidence.

Simmons:
No no, listen to me. Grif is our commander, he was promoted to Sergeant when you refused to relocate with us.

Sarge:
But who's in charge?

Simmons:
Sergeant Grif!

Sarge:
Okay, see, I hear you saying words, but it's like they don't match up in a way that makes sense... Did you have a stroke?

Simmons:
Grif is a Sergeant! He's the same rank as you now!

Sarge:
That's what I'm talking about, where is he?

Simmons:
He's right there! [Motions toward Grif again]

Sarge:
...So, he's invisible?

Grif:
Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what you're telling him.

[The Red soldier gets back up]

Red Soldier:
Does this mean we get a new Sergeant now? Awesome, cause this one sucks!

[Sarge smashes the soldier in the back of the head]

Sarge:
Yah! Never talk that way about a superior!

Grif:
Did Sarge just call me superior? I heard it! Simmons is a witness.

Simmons:
I don't even want to get involved...

Sarge:
What the hell's goin on in this base?! Insubordination! Invisible Sergeants!