Rick and Morty, Season 3

Jerry:
[being swallowed by a Gibble Snake] I'm sorry! I-I made a mistake, I won't do it again!

Rick:
Nobody ever does.

Jerry:
You self-righteous piece of shit! You took my family!

Rick:
"I took your family"? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options!

Gibble Snake:
Oof...

Rick:
That all ended because she felt sorry for you! You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and you survive cause people think "Ooh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break! I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul! I guess I'll hire him or marry him!"