Rick and Morty, Season 3

Beth:
Just stay put, sweetie! Mom's still on hold!

Morphizer Customer Service Worker:
Morphizer Customer Service Worker. How may I help you?

Beth:
Yes, I'm having a little trouble with one of your machines.

Morphizer Customer Service Worker:
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Do you see a little compartment on the side of the machine?

Beth:
Let me check.... Yes, got it.

Morty:
Mom?

Morphizer Customer Service Worker:
Great! Now, do you see the little button next to it?

Beth:
I do.

Morphizer Customer Service Worker:
Give that button a push.

Beth:
Okay. [pushes button]

Morty:
Mom, listen to me--

Morphizer Customer Service Worker:
WE'RE FREE! [the Morphizer Customer Service Workers run out of Rick's machine]

Beth:
Okay, so I pushed the button, and three little men ran out. What do I do next? … Hello? I think we got disconnected-- [Morty angrily snatches Beth's phone, throws it onto the pavement and stamps on it] Morty!

Morty:
Don't "Morty" me! I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of shit! But no! Like father, like goddamn daughter! You wanna be like Rick?! Congratulations! You're just as arrogant and just as irresponsible!

Gene:
[pops up] Everything okay here?

Morty:
Mind your own goddamn business, Gene! I'm having a conversation with my mother here! [Gene walks away] Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna make him stay, Mom, but it will help you lose everyone else.

Beth:
Like I lost Summer.

Morty:
Hey, you haven't lost her yet.

Beth:
No, I definitely did. She's gone.

Morty:
[looks at the crashed garage] Goddammit!