Rick and Morty, Season 3

General Rhonda:
Israel and Palestine have announced a permanent ceasefire.

President:
What?

White House Aide 1:
They signed something called the "Pretty Obvious If You Think About It" accord. Apparently, an anonymous American diplomat took them to a Star Wars cantina, where they smoked perspective-enhancing alien pheromones through a laser hookah.

White House Aide 2:
I still say it has to be Putin.

President:
IT WAS RICK AND MORTY, YOU FUCKING DUNCE!

White House Aide 2:
But you're getting the credit, sir. Your approval rating just hit 100%. Why would Rick and Morty want that?

President:
BECAUSE THEY'RE ASSHOLES!