Rick and Morty, Season 7

[Evil Morty has Rick Prime restrained and scans his mind to locate and eradicate his clone bodies]

Rick Prime:
Okay, I think I'm getting the pic-- [gets shocked by a device linked to his forehead] OW! Frying my backups. Smart. So you're, like, an "Evil" Morty? A clever one? [gets shocked again] OW! All right, never been a sidekick guy, but I'm starting to see the value. You want a job? We could be like Batman and Robin.

Evil Morty:
Eh. I don't need a Robin.

Rick Prime:
[gets shocked again] Okay, seriously, what is this? Wha-What, are you gonna "aw jeez" me to death? [as Evil Morty accesses the Omega Device] Oh, you don't want those schematics, buddy. Those are for grownups.

Evil Morty:
Uh-huh. [drags in a mangled Rick and revives him]

Rick Prime:
Oh, isn't this great? Okay, all right, I get it.

Rick:
[coughs and groans] What? [sees Rick Prime] Oh shit...

Evil Morty:
[nodding] Mm-hmm. Knock yourself out. [leaves]

[Rick puts his cybernetic parts back in order]

Rick Prime:
Listen! Rick to Rick - he's got the weapon plans. Buddy! Nip this in the bud! He's fourteen, what's gonna happen the next time he gets mad at Grandpa?!

[Rick punches him in the face]

Rick Prime:
[laughs] Let's do this, then!

[Rick continues to punch Rick Prime again and again, gradually reducing his face to a bruised, bloody mess]

Rick Prime:
You're welcome, by the way! I made you! I showed you infinity! And what did you do with it?! Hang out with my grandson?! Raise echoes of my daughter?! [laughs] What's your life without me?!

Rick:
Let's find out.

Rick Prime:
[coughing and laughing] Admit it! You would've been me! I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine! But eventually, you did! YOU LIVED IN MY HOUSE!