Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Season 1

[The Turtles watch a news report after doing some "good deeds"]

News Anchor:
In local news, a team of heartless pranksters dubbed quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, evil winky face, are wrecking havoc across the city. We go live to unpaid E-reporter, Cybersleuth.

"Cybersleuth":
A fire rages. A canary flees for its life. A maltese is trapped in concrete. What do these tragedies have in common? The horrible villains called the Mutant Menace!

Raph:
What?! We called ourselves the Mutant Menace as a joke! That's why we used the "just kidding" quotes, and the "just kidding" winky face!

Leo:
Raph, you know I love you, but people don't focus on your punctuation when they're stuck in concrete.

Mikey:
There's something familiar about that disguised voice.

"Cybersleuth":
No doubt you're wondering who I am. I'm none other than…

["Cybersleuth" removes his mask and hoodie revealing Baxter Stockboy from the previous episode]

Stockboy:
Boy genius Baxter Stockboy!

Mikey:
What?!

Both:
Baxter Stockboy?

Leo:
I'm not looking forward to whatever that highly skilled underachiever has in store for us.

Stockboy:
Ha! Never fear, New York, I'll expose these monsters for what they are. I've been tracking them from the Stock 'n Shop blimp.

Raph:
He's tracking us?!

[Mikey and Donnie gaze at it]

Mikey:
Hey, we look like a giant turtle.

Donnie:
Yeah, everybody was saying "Go stealth, go stealth", but look at us. We are all kinds of bad.

Stockboy:
You, too, can track the Mutant Menace by accessing the Baxter Stockboy Live Stream! Available for a reasonable fee.