[The Turtles watch a news report after doing some "good deeds"]
News Anchor:
In local news, a team of heartless pranksters dubbed quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, evil winky face, are wrecking havoc across the city. We go live to unpaid E-reporter, Cybersleuth.
"Cybersleuth":
A fire rages. A canary flees for its life. A maltese is trapped in concrete. What do these tragedies have in common? The horrible villains called the Mutant Menace!
Raph:
What?! We called ourselves the Mutant Menace as a joke! That's why we used the "just kidding" quotes, and the "just kidding" winky face!
Leo:
Raph, you know I love you, but people don't focus on your punctuation when they're stuck in concrete.
Mikey:
There's something familiar about that disguised voice.
"Cybersleuth":
No doubt you're wondering who I am. I'm none other than…
["Cybersleuth" removes his mask and hoodie revealing Baxter Stockboy from the previous episode]
Stockboy:
Boy genius Baxter Stockboy!
Mikey:
What?!
Both:
Baxter Stockboy?
Leo:
I'm not looking forward to whatever that highly skilled underachiever has in store for us.
Stockboy:
Ha! Never fear, New York, I'll expose these monsters for what they are. I've been tracking them from the Stock 'n Shop blimp.
Raph:
He's tracking us?!
[Mikey and Donnie gaze at it]
Mikey:
Hey, we look like a giant turtle.
Donnie:
Yeah, everybody was saying "Go stealth, go stealth", but look at us. We are all kinds of bad.
Stockboy:
You, too, can track the Mutant Menace by accessing the Baxter Stockboy Live Stream! Available for a reasonable fee.
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