Robot Chicken, Season 2

Nerd:
[holding a unicorn book] Man I wish unicorns where real. That will be so cool. [yawns] So, cool. [falls asleep, then a unicorn comes to the widow and neighs. He wakes up, rubbing his eyes, then peers out his room] Oh my gosh, they do exist!

Unicorn:
Come with me! Let's have fun adventures together!

Nerd:
You don't have to ask twice! [riding on the unicorn] Woo-hoo-hooo! Wheee! It's everything I've ever dreamed!

[The Unicorn stops, the Nerd flies of his back and laughs]

Unicorn:
In the magical land of unicorns, there's no need for clothing!

Nerd:
Whatever you say! [begins pulling of his shirt]

Unicorn:
No, no, no! Take it off slowly. [the Nerd takes his shirt off slowly] Yes, that pleases me. [grabs the Nerd's pants and throws them on the ground. The Nerd laughs] Polish my magical unicorn horn!

Nerd:
Okay! [does so]

Unicorn:
Oh, yeahee! Oh.

[Cut to the school cafeteria]

Friend:
And then what happened?

Nerd:
If you polish his unicorn horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise! Which I used to make these sandwiches!

[His friend gags]