Robot Chicken, Season 2

[The title "Bloopers!" appear on the screen before the Bloopers Host walks in]

Bloopers Host:
Is everyone ready for more of those uproarious bloopers? Yeah! Who let the dogs out? [takes a bite of a hotdog] It's time to raise the woof with these mishaps on the Lassie set.

[Cut to the movie set; take 1]

Timmy's Mom:
Timmy's in the well? Let's go, Lassie!

[But the dog harasses the boom operator]

Boom Operator:
Get him off! Get him off!

[Take 2]

Timmy's Mom:
Timmy's in the well? Let's go, Lassie!

[The dog bites the boom operator's private parts]

Boom Operator:
Let go! Dog!

[Take 4]

Timmy's Mom:
Timmy's in the well? Let's go, Lassie!

[The dog chases after the boom operator and bites his head]

Boom Operator:
Get off! Get the dog off me! Help!

[Cuts back to the Bloopers Host]

Bloopers Host:
Boy, that guy really had it rough. [crickets chirping] Speaking of spay and neutering, Bob Barker was accused of dog harassment. Here's a Price is Right blooper.

[Cut to The Price is Right]

TPIR Contestant:
All right, big spin. [spins the wheel, but gets caught and spins around] Hold on.

[Cuts to Family Feud]

Bloopers Host:
[voiceover] If you think that's the only time things got awkward on a game show here's some feud for thought.

Bob Barker Marjorie. [kisses her] Susan. [kisses her] Matthew. [offering him a handshake]

Matthew [stops him] Uh-uh! [kisses Bob on the lips]

[Cut back to the Bloopers Host]

Bloopers Host:
A later host of the Family Feud would hang himself. Britney Spears' Chaotic shocked the world with its private moments and low ratings. Here's some scenes that were too chaotic even for UPN.

[Cuts to the drunken Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline who were smoking cigars]

Kevin Federline:
[in his hillbilly voice] We famous, baby. [farts fire] Yeah!

Britney Spears:
[in her hillbilly voice] No, baby. I'm famous. You're only famous because I'm famous. [farts fire as well]

Kevin Federline:
[farting fire] Oh, baby. [then throws up]

Britney Spears:
[chuckles] Stupid.

[Cuts back to the Bloopers Host]

Bloopers Host:
You wouldn't think Nicolas Cage and Michael Jackson have anything in common but they both poked their heads into Graceland and they both had their skulls on fire. Here's a Ghostrider outtake.

[Cut to the movie set of Ghost Rider]

Ghost Rider Stagehand:
Okay, Nick, are you ready?

Nicholas Cage:
Yeah, let's do it. [the stagehand lights a fire on Nick's head] Okay. Here we go. [begins to ride a motorcycle, but then crashes to the wall and falls down]

Ghost Rider Stagehand:
Did anyone teach him to ride a motorcycle? Anyone?

[Cuts back to the Bloopers Host]

Bloopers Host:
Who didn't ass to Hulk Hogan's bulging biceps in the '80s? Let's see what he's up to now in Hogan Knows Best.

[Cut to Hulk Hogan at the dinner table with the family in a parody of Father Knows Best]

Hulk Hogan:
Let me ask you something, brother. Who wants peas?! [no answer] The Hulkster said, who wants peas?! [still no answer. He finally gives in and offering himself a scoop of peas]

[Cuts back to the Bloopers Host]

Bloopers Host:
Hulkamania's running mild, brother! Do you like watching stupid people get injured? So did fans of MTV's ass. The network begged viewers not to try this at home but of course they did!

[Cut to the home videos of stupid teenagers to dangerous things]

Teenager 1:
Y'all recording? Here we go.

Teenager 2:
Yeah! Go! Yeah!

Teenager 3:
Come on, come on.

[Cuts back to the Bloopers Host]

Bloopers Host:
That's all for today. Hope to see you next time for even more side splitting bloopers!