Robot Chicken, Season 2

Murky:
If only we had Rainbow Brite's magic star sprinkles, we'd turn the whole world gray!

Bartender:
Guys, every night with this. What's so great about turning the world gray anyway?

Lurky:
Well, it's really more of a metaphor.

Owner:
[whips out a cigarette lighter] If you wanna do something evil, arson is pretty evil.

Murky:
[punches bartender] Shut up!

Lurky:
I say we break into Rainbow Brite's place and take all the star sprinkles we want!

[Later, at Rainbow Brite's house, Murky and Lurky scour the house looking for star sprinkles]

Murky:
[looking under the bed] None here, what's under the sink?

Lurky:
Tampons!

[A noise at the door]

Murky:
Uh oh, game over, man! Game over! Rainbow Brite's gonna kick our asses if she finds us in here!

Rainbow Brite:
Oh, good God! What a day! [farts] Damn! I was holding that in for hours. [grabs a beer bottle and slumps on the couch to watch TV] Hahaha! Black people are so much funnier than white people. Damn! I am effin' starvin'! [grabs a frozen Sprite out of the fridge and puts it in the microwave. Murky and Lurky try to escape but Lurky trips over a pile of magazines, and Rainbow Brite notices them] Intruders!

Murky:
Let's get the [bleep] outta here, man!

[Rainbow Brite uses a chainsaw and kills Lurky & Murky, splattering everything in the living room with blood. The next day, Rainbow Brite addresses the Color Kids and Sprites...]

Rainbow Brite:
Dear Citizens of Rainbow Land, We have changed our ways and are moving to Tibet to help fight Chinese tyranny. Signed, Murky and Lurky."

Buddy Blue:
I knew those guys weren't so bad.

Romeo Sprite:
Um, has anyone seen my cousin Blinky? He hasn't been around lately.

Rainbow Brite:
Um..."P.S.: Blinky came with us."

[The Color Kids and Sprites nod to each other, and Rainbow Brite winks at the viewers]