Robot Chicken, Season 2

[On the set of the Robot Chicken Telethon set, Fidel Castro, Six Million Peso Man, Humping Robot, Bloopers Host, Mad Scientist, Little Drummer Boy, Eagle-Eye Smith, Robot Chicken, Lammy, Parappa, Sunny Funny, Katy Kat, PJ Berri, Mary Melody, Dot, Alien, and Nerd are all seated with telephones. Seth Green and Matthew Senreich are also present. They chat quietly, then turn to the camera]

Seth Green:
Welcome back everyone, I'm still Robot Chicken executive producer Seth Green.

Matthew Senreich:
And I'm Robot Chicken executive producer Matt Senreich.

Seth Green:
Not enough of you have been calling in to support us getting a third season, but we're gonna change all that right now! Co-head writer Douglas Goldstein, bring out that adorable puppy. [Douglas Goldstein enters the set with a puppy named Snuckles, happily barking] So listen carefully, if you guys don't call the number on the bottom of the screen right now, [Matt brandishes a double-barrelled shotgun] Matt here is gonna shotgun-blast Snuckles' brains all over the ground, you got it? So start calling, bitches! We're not kidding! You have two minutes to ca- [gets cut off when Matt accidentally shoots and kills Snuckles] [BLEEP]! [to Matt] DUDE, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?!

Matthew Senreich:
[sheepishly] Sorry, my finger slipped. My bad.

Seth Green:
[whispering] Matt, I thought we weren't gonna kill the dog!

Matthew Senreich:
[whispering] Dude, it slipped. I'm sorry.

[Douglas exits, dragging Snuckles' corpse along]

Seth Green:
Wow! Okay, um, [thinks for a second, then gets another idea] let's, uh, let's have co-head writer Tom Root bring out Arnold the monkey. [whispering to Matt] Matt, you really gotta be careful, okay man?

Matthew Senreich:
Okay, Okay, Okay.

[Tom Root enters the set with Arnold, a screeching monkey who jumps about]

Seth Green:
[grabbing Arnold and trying to calm him down] Arnold! Arnold, it's Okay, it's Okay, it's Okay! Shhhhhh. It's Okay, buddy, it's Okay. C'mere, it's Okay. Okay, now let's get some phone calls- [gets cut off again when Matt shoots Arnold dead] [BLEEP]! MATT, WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Matthew Senreich:
Somebody put Vaseline on this trigger.

Seth Green:
Dude, I put a $10,000 deposit down on that monkey! I'm not gonna get that back!

Matthew Senreich:
I'm really, really sorry.

Seth Green:
Give me the gun!

Matthew Senreich:
No!

[The two start struggling for the shotgun]

Seth Green:
Give me it!

Matthew Senreich:
No, let go!

Seth Green:
Matt, give me it-

[Matthew accidentally shoots the Bloopers Host, decapitating him]

Bloopers Host:
[decapitated head bounces off the Humping Robot] Oh! Hello!

[Seth and Matt stop struggling]

Seth Green:
MATT!!! You-You shot the Bloopers host!

[The telephones start ringing, and the various characters answer them]

Matthew Senreich:
Seth, listen.

Nerd:
[on the phone] Hey, would you like flies with that?

Matthew Senreich:
They like the violence! We need more violence! [shoots Tom in the head, causing it to explode in a bloody manner]

Seth Green:
[shocked] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! MATT, THAT'S OUR FRIEND TOM! HE'S - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE-WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRD SEASON IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY WRITERS!!!

Matthew Senreich:
They love us! [shoots all the Robot Chicken characters dead] Violence!! Ratings!! Come on!! Higher ratings!!

[Cut to a picture of the Stoopid Monkey covered in video tape, with the message "Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties." Then cut back to the Telethon, as Seth and Matt once again struggle for the shotgun. Matt gets the upper hand and hits Seth with the shotgun butt, shoots him in the head, blowing it off in a gory fashion, and finally, shoots the camera. Cut back once again to the Stoopid Monkey]