Robot Chicken, Season 4

[Billy Joel and Davy are at a bar drinking beer]

Billy Joel:
Hey, there. I'm Billy. Billy Joel. What's your name?

Davy:
Davy.

Billy Joel:
And what do you do?

Davy:
I'm in the navy.

Billy Joel:
How long will you do that, do you think?

Davy:
Uh, probably for life.

Billy Joel:
Cool. "Davy" rhymes with "navy." That's convenient.

Davy:
What?! You'd better not use me in a song, man! I'm on the run from a lot of creditors!

Billy Joel:
No problem, Davy. [smiles; prepares to leave when he hits Davy in the head with his bottle of alcohol. Cut to him tossing Davy's body into the sea from a pier with a bar on it] I have absorbed your story, my friend. As the Ancients ate the hearts of lions to gain their strengths! You are one with the Joel now! One with the Joel! [laughs evilly as thunder and lightning clashes]

[A caption then appears saying "Billy Joel's single Piano Man was an international smash hit in 1974." Another caption appears that says "Today it is most downloaded iTunes song." A final caption appears and says "Davy's body was never recovered."]