Robot Chicken, Season 4

Prince:
[arrives outside the tower] Ahoy!

Princess:
Is that my prince?! Oh, I knew you'd save me!

Prince:
Stand back, my love. We will soon be together.

Princess:
It won't be long now before my prince takes me in his arms and- [but is hit in the back of the head by the prince's hook which makes her smash into a birdcage] Careful, my prince! You almost- [the prince throws his hook again and it attaches to the her dress and drags her to the window. The hook is thrown in again, but hits the chandelier and shatters it's glass. The shards fall onto the princess and stabs her eyes; making her blind] Aaaahhh!!! It's raining glass! I'm blind! Please, stop throwing the hook! [the hook hits her in the head, and then is hooked to her clothing dresser] Is that you, my prince?! [the dresser falls onto her, smashing and killing her. Blood spills everywhere]

Prince:
[climbing] I'm coming, my dear! [reaches the window and lands on the floor] Ah-hah! Now hurry, my love. We don't have much ti- [seeing the princess' blood splattered as she was crushed to death] Oh, geez! You're not even packed!